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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

the soldiering life

heyllo

today i saw this boy sprint from one bus strop to another to catch the 985 that was stationary at the traffic light. i was amused, thoroughly... only 15 minutes of his life was at stake here and he ran like mr. bolt on his spindly legs. but i must say, what dedication and commitment to catching a lumpy motorised vehicle...

right...on to boring blog duties eh?

friday; went to MM's crib to pig out and watch movie (we were supposed to play basketball. yes yes, i get the irony too). watched along came polly (okay, romcoms' can't really go wrong in the entertainment district) and *ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND(!!!).

saturaday; cannon photomarathon. YAAAWN...! there were plenty of other better things i could be doing, but someone said it was compulsory when it was clearly not... that's it! ive had enough of this trickery. im tired of waking up at dawn to do useless crap that have no positive effects on my life whatsoever. im never believing anyone anymore when they say something is compulsory. bloody motherfucking LIARS... on the other hand, it was pleasurable (heh, don't let your minds wander, sickos) seeing some faces again. but only barely.

sunday; shopping with my maternal life giver aka. me mum. um yeah... my legal advisers *snorts* are telling me not to comment so we'll just leave it at that, shall we?

pretty much uneventful since then. OP and PW. my group members (-1) are quite fascinating to work with so i don't altogether despise the time i spend on it. contrary to popular belief, i am not a slacker (all the time). i do do work for PW...tons of it. i have no idea why people keep insinuating that im lazy bag of poop who would have to merit to my group other that to fertilize their backyards. alright, i do have some idea... which just goes to reinforce my point, i CAN make my brain and my body to function when the occasion calls for it.

*awkward pause, cursor hovering and random typing*

alright alright its a booooring post (see, even i find it mind numbing. and I wrote it). i don't really feel like criticising anything passionately in a satirical and sarcastic manner. nor am i nearly in the mood for some witty banter. seems to be one of those slumps. sigh... let's seek some blog salvation before you lads divert yourself back to miss trailing-bunny-cursors' blog now, shall we? this calls for some shameless blog-promotion: the following is read in an advertisement-like voice (like bob barker on the old price is right. that's right, back when everything featured was made to sound cheap, commercialised, ostentatious and oh SOOOOOO much more fascinating to own. hmm, much like the banana protector that doubled up as a monkey fetish dildo.)

its that time again... time for another one of my lists fuckers (aaaaw, come on...its a term of endearment!)... next time on phantom limb, *enter dramatic music* the list you've all (and by that i mean just the 5 people who read my blog) been waiting for... its 5 FANTABULOUS movies that you shouldn't miss out on just because you live on an itty bitty tiny little isolated island that has a non-existent (and by THAT i mean a "completely ignored by anyone with double digit IQs or more") arts scene. and *ESOTSM is most definitely on it.

urgh! verbal diarrhea galore... oh and some funny shit.

for house lovers: from hilariously sarcastic british comedy, deadringers...



and just because i was on youtube with absolutely nothing to do: a little bit of brokeback mountain parody...



that's the end...toodles.