coke for the soul

Saturday, September 27, 2008

dissolved girl

OMG HELLO!!!!

I KNOW I JUST BLOGGED LIKE 5 SECONDS AGO BUT WTFOMFGHOLYSHITWTFWTF!!!! MASSIVE ATTACK!!! SHIT LA ITS SO GOOD I WANT TO DROWN MYSELF IN A BABY'S BACKSIDE FILLED WITH CRACK AND SNORT IT LIKE A FREAK ON WHALE BLUBBER!!!

okay ive calmed myself, but only slightly enough that i can type normally without going ballistic like allan does on his blog. SERIOUSLY!! check it, out its totally ORGASMIC and would make you see sound in technicolour!!! its totally my kind of shit. you get the same high as you would from smoking pot...okay maybe not...but you get close to it. if there were actually a heaven, god would be playing massive attack on his big ol' divine stereo!!! MASSIVE ATTACK PEOPLE!!! MASSIVE ATACK!!!!

they did house's opening song: teardrop. i found that out while hunting the other videos down on youtube. blew my mind man, no wonder it sounds so good. almost as good as bones' opening theme by the crystal method. here are some videos to prove that im not some nut job who's high. well i am, but so not the point!

massive attack - karmacoma



massive attack - butterfly caught



massive attack - risingson



massive attack - sly


massive attack - teardrop



were there not freaky?? so freaky!!! iloveitiloveitiloveloveloveit! *girlish japanese highschool girl giggle(or cackle, whichever gives you more nightmares)* i tell you fuckers, black guys make great music when they're instated with white guys. its the whole collaboration thingy. obviously there are tons more videos that you should totally get right on. i really feel like im doing some good in the world by telling everybody about them. its like...community service...yeah community service. now im going to stop before i start sounding all swishy and queer. as a matter of fact... i do feel kind of queer... must be the MASSIVE attack!! (sorry tards, my little pun...heh heh heh)

riiiight... okay. time to go. bye. oh wait, before you never re-enter this avenue of the cyber realm again (for obvious reasons) be sure to check out mm's blog. there this thing from japan that looks like it belongs in a sex shop: dildo's for people with ape/monkey-like fetishes. i was laughing so hard i peed a little. okay that was clearly too much info. i'll go now...