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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

i gave viagra to my brother so that i can hump him

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This is sneaky, but it had to be done.

My brother is 24, I'm 22 (F). I've been attracted to him for quite a while. Why? My guess is that he's always been there for me, and over the years my feelings simply became increasingly sexual.

I've dated other men before, and this scenario never fails to arise: My partner and I would be making out and suddenly I'd close my eyes and start to imagine it was my brother. Sometimes I'd get so aroused that I became physically aggressive (scratching, biting, even slapping). One of my partners actually had to stop me after I shoved him down and slapped him straight across the face (You should have seen the look he had after shouting "What's wrong! What happened!"). I know it all sounds funny, but I guess it shows how desperately I wanted him.

Anyways, my mother is a doctor, and one day, while at her office, I came across a whole carton of sample Viagra and decided to take some with me. I had no idea why I took it, but after deciding I was seriously overdue with my brother, I realized it could be used to my advantage...

**Note: I probably never would have attempted this, but throughout the years I've seen the way my brother looks at me, and I became increasingly convinced he'd go along if I initiated something.

A couple days later, while my brother was getting ready to call it a night, I crushed the Viagra, stirred it into some already gritty Nesquik (chocolate milk), and told him I "Didn't feel like drinking the rest". He drank most of it, and I waited about twenty minutes for his penis to respond. While he laid in bed, I eased the door open and explained that I had watched a scary movie the previous night, and that there was "Absolutely no way I'd be sleeping alone."

Considering the way he paused before he said "fine", and the fact that he shuffled over and turned towards the wall, I could tell the drug was working. I nearly jumped on him, and put my arm around his stomach. He shoved it away and started acting all grumpy, mumbling stuff like "Cut it out," and "Just go to sleep already, I'm really tired." (I tried not to laugh, but at the same time I was pretty nervous (and EXTREMELY horny, haha)).

Before reaching straight for his package I jokingly said "You just can't get enough of me, you're probably rock hard right now," (I was SO right). I got a good feel of it before he turned on his stomach, paused, and said "That wasn't what you thought it was."

I played along, and was just like "Oh...my...God..." and started laughing while i laid on top of him. I'm not sure why, but I asked him if he thought I was attractive. Of course he said "Yeah, sure," (Actually his face was in a pillow, so it was more like "yeh sr", hahaha). I also confronted him about his periodic "love gazes," and, to my surpirse, started kissing his neck (If you wouldn't have known you'd have thought I was the one on Viagra)!

Contrary to what I thought I'd be like (considering my previous instances), things were pretty gentle. I told him I loved him more than anything, and eventually ended up taming the beast he had in his shorts. We've been pleasuring each other since then, and I'm sure it'll stay that way for a while.

I eventually told him what I did that night. He couldn't believe I'd do something like that, but admits it was an overall good thing. Although what happened is no longer a secret between us, we haven't told anyone our business yet, so I figured I'd post it here, and get some feedback.

I know it's probably wrong, but unless we both end up in serious relationships, my brother and I will always be "More than friends".